jebbypal

Overall, enjoyable. Except for the part where the laws of physics and biology are completely thrown out the window..But now I remember why I never watched diehard movies before. Even at the age of 8, the stunts were too unbelievable to me. Just saying.

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Honestly, it was pretty, oh so very pretty. But it was also very obviously made for the video game generation. It really did feel like I was watching someone play God of War or something. I honestly think I felt like I got more bang for my buck out of Reno: Miami. That said, there's never anything bad about a movie in which the women are actually wearing more clothes than the men for the most part, IMO.

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Pretty, but if you want story, I think you'd better go to Terabithia (though I haven't seen that one. Just saying.).

Also, WB----there is no long any reason for ANYONE to see your movie Knocked Up other than to try to see Alan Tudyk have more screen time. Seriously, when will ad departments learn to NOT tell audiences the entire story during the five minute preview. Gah. STUPID STUPID STUPID STUPID STUPID STUPID.

I'd also like to know exactly when the Vikings encountered the samauri sword techniques that are shown in the Pathfinder preview. Also how someone teaches themselves to use a sword like that in the absence of anyone else who uses one. *rolls eyes*