ganked from LD

[jebbypal]

April Fool
_eb	enlists you in the French Foreign Legion.
adelheide	dyes your eyebrows orange.
antarasheart	paints your kidneys orange.
azuremonkey	buys you a Russian Bride.
cassiee	legally changes your name to MoonBeam Cappa.
kazbaby	shapes your head into a replica of the Venus de Milo.
lithiumchic	has a hundred large anchovy pizzas and a diet coke delivered to your door.
luridmuse	puts Russian Bride in your coffee.
sabaceanbabe	smiles. All the time.
sixersfan	sells your house on Ebay.
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