COMPUTER, STOP IT!!!!!

[jebbypal]

Please!!!! I swear, you are spying on me and every time I say something nice, are dreaming up things to do to torment me.

Please, I love you. I can't live without you. So please, stop trying to kill me.

Yes, you might interpret this as a sign of more bad behavior on the part of my computer. Started it up upon returning home only to achieve a blue screen of death.

Is that even possible w/ XP? Well, it happened. Told me x file was screwed and couldn't start and said to try again. When I did, it kindly told me that starting windows was impossible and did I want to start in Safe mode and delete recently installed hardware/software or restart in the most recently useable configuration.

I chose the lattter and now beg people to stop cursing me with technology trolls. If you don't, computer will be sent to attitude readjustment camp with someone who understands its ins and outs better than moi.

Don't make me do that.

Shouldn't have named the thing OneEye. It's definitely Noranti.

Comments

[luridmuse.livejournal.com]

I got your message this morning. (I got home and crashed after work. :P)
I have no idea what your computers malfunction is but if it doesnt behave your going to have to bring it down here for a good old fashion Florida buttkicking involving Mike, an XP disk and a screwdriver. (dont ask what the screwdrivers for, I dont know either I just know when Mike threatens my computer with one it behaves)
Speaking of what computers are named.. oneeye would have been good.
Mine's *cough* ploppy the spaceship...

[jebbypal]

'sokay. I crashed pretty hard too;)

And yep, sending it to behavior boot camp with mike is pretty much what I had in mind if he was agreeable. Right now, I'm kind of scared to turn it off, though I guess I will today when I go to work just to see if it misbehaves again when I get home.

Ploppy? where'd ploppy come from?

[luridmuse.livejournal.com]

Deleted scene from farscape :P
(cant believe you didnt know that) when they were discussing what to name Talon, Anthony Simcoe says:
"I say we name him 'Ploppy' -- 'Ploppy the Spaceship'."

[jebbypal]

well after defragging last night and setting up passwords, oneeye seems to be behaving. Maybe it was the threat of renaming it noranti:) At least, it just restarted with no probs:)