HEAR YE, HEAR YE

[jebbypal]

*BURP*

On this beatifious day, I erect this mud statue, in the likeness of the great Don Doll. aka halcyon_shift

*chugs more mudder's milk*

She's funny, pretty, and smart, and rarely eats the babies in the village any more. But more than that, she is geniferous. How many times has she lovingly laid a horse's head on your pillow to greet you in the morning? Is there any other who would do such a wonderful thing??

*BURP*

So raise your mud bottles to the sky to salute the Doll, drink deep, and sing with me!

There once was a doll named lithium
who liked to roll around on balls.
But then she shifted to halcyon
and dominated the charity mafia.
Paypal trembled at the sight of her,
Rainin loved her,
and the things she could do with php script
were a real trip.

So don't be hating the don doll halcyon
who used to be lithium
After all, Sweet Charity always rides again.

*THUD*

*clowns remove the unconscious body of Dr. jebbypal

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[jebbypal]

*loves right back*