HEAR YE, HEAR YE

[jebbypal]

*BURP*

On this beatifious day, I erect this mud statue, in the likeness of the great Don Doll. aka halcyon_shift

*chugs more mudder's milk*

She's funny, pretty, and smart, and rarely eats the babies in the village any more. But more than that, she is geniferous. How many times has she lovingly laid a horse's head on your pillow to greet you in the morning? Is there any other who would do such a wonderful thing??

*BURP*

So raise your mud bottles to the sky to salute the Doll, drink deep, and sing with me!

There once was a doll named lithium
who liked to roll around on balls.
But then she shifted to halcyon
and dominated the charity mafia.
Paypal trembled at the sight of her,
Rainin loved her,
and the things she could do with php script
were a real trip.

So don't be hating the don doll halcyon
who used to be lithium
After all, Sweet Charity always rides again.

*THUD*

*clowns remove the unconscious body of Dr. jebbypal

Comments

[halcyon-shift.livejournal.com]

*lhfao* Have I mentioned I love you lately? Because I totally do.

[jebbypal]

*loves right back*

[deathisyourart.livejournal.com]

You did all that JUST so that you could call yourself Sr. Jebbypal didn't you?
=P

P.S. Pass the Milk!

[deathisyourart.livejournal.com]

It would help if I quoted you correctly *facepalm*

"Dr. Jebbypal"

[jebbypal]

No, I called myself "dr" cause I know that it amused LD :) Heee...

*tosses the milk*

Look, I even got the bottles engraved w/ her likeness too. Of course, the artist didn't much care for carving mud buttles, but the dr will have what the dr will have!

[mitchy.livejournal.com]

*fdl* Thanks for the laugh. You're crazy but we love you anyway :)

[jebbypal]

Moi, crazy???

And I thought I just fit in with all the rest here...:P

[mona1347.livejournal.com]

*laughs and laughs and laughs*

Oh Rev Dr Jebbypal. You win.

[jebbypal]

Hee, you mean I don't even get knocked for my icon usage? You must be pretty toasted too...

In other news, the science, it BURNS. Oh wait, no that's not the science, so much as the science generated by idiots.

[mona1347.livejournal.com]

*gets my Aeryn on* I WAS JUST TRYING TO BE POLITE. By not mentioning it. But I forgive you, just this once, because of your awesome rhetorical powers.

*nods and pets sympathetically* It's stupid people who burn, not science. Unless you're me, then science burns - mostly because math is hard.

Wait, wait, maybe we got it all wrong...maybe it's not stupid people who burn but we who should burn the stupid people. I think I'm onto something! I even have the perfect icon!