mona1347 started it!!

[jebbypal]

Yes, I'm still at home...Yes, I woke up late and have spent an hour bopping around the internet. No, I start my resolutions tomorrow:P:P

Now then, because this meme is a hoot and a hollar!

If you read this, if your eyes are passing over this right now, (even if we don't speak often) please post a comment with a COMPLETELY MADE UP AND FICTIONAL memory of you and me. It can be anything you want - good or bad - BUT IT HAS TO BE FAKE.

When you're finished, post this little paragraph on your blog and be surprised (or mortified) about what people DON'T ACTUALLY remember about you.

Comments

[nos4a2no9.livejournal.com]

Remember that time we headed for Atlantic City in our stolen SUV? You were way more concerned about the bad gas milage than gettign pulled over by a state trooper. We blew into Atlantic City and hit the boardwalk - literally. (You are a TERRIBLE driver!) After that it was booze, hookers and the slots. I made out okay, but you were absolutely flat-busted broke. Eventually you pawned that old watch of your grandfather's and, just as the sun rose over the Jersey shore, you made your first million.

And you never looked back.

[jebbypal]

Ahh yes, good times. too bad the next week I went to that hypnotist and he convinced me to give all the money to that Abandoned Beanie Baby foundation.
Drat.

[poisontaster]

Remember when there was that AWFUL zombie outbreak in '02? We were out of ammo and you threw your shoe at the zombie's head and killed it dead. We laughed so hard, and you said you'd never liked that shoe anyway, it chafed. And then we had to hole up in Neiman Marcus for a couple weeks, and all we ate was cookies, because they were the only things that didn't aggravate your allergies, and we took potshots at the zombies from the roof.

Ah...good times. Wacky fun.

[jebbypal]

Man, fortunately three months later, we burned off that fifteen pounds we'd gained when that apocalypse happened. Hee, even better, we didn't do it fighting the demons but rather playing with Spike.

[http://users.livejournal.com/astriana_/]

Hey there! Remember that time we went skinny-dipping at the lake, and ended up making out and getting frisky with that HAWT photographer? Good times! Who'd have ever thought we'd each end up with our own suites at the Playboy estate and Hef's rings on our fingers when we headed out that day? Good thing we still have the proofs from the photo shoot at the lake to remember it all so well... xD

[mona1347.livejournal.com]

*pouts and grumbles* Always tryin' to blame me for everything FUN around here like boykissing and ethically-ambiguous porn and...

Remember that time we met up in Oklahoma and I whisked you away from your family drama and took you on that mad road trip down to Dallas? We hung out with ktmagik's transexual aunt Lulu who was taking a break from Dominatrix-ing (can I use "Dominatrix" as a verb?) to produce foot fetish porn. OMG, I'll never forget the look on your face when we visited the set! I, too, ain't never seen anything like THAT before...

Anyway, we found that magical store in a weirdly dank alley Lulu pointed out where there's a transdimensional wormhole apex...well, whatever - the point is that they sold all your most-missed foods without corn so the rest of our afternoon on set was spent stuffing ourselves with corn- and jebby!allergen-free foods and watching women in improbable shoes walk across these guys' faces.

*nods and smiles* Good clean fun.

[jebbypal]

And then for shits and giggles, we went ahead and tried out the temporary genetic changes. Who knew that's what a delvian luxan love child looked like.

[mona1347.livejournal.com]

I think the combination of blue dermal pigment and tankas was quite aesthetically pleasing, actually.

[http://users.livejournal.com/_eb/]

The memories are fuzzy (as memories are wont to be when you've been doing lsd on an empty stomach), but I could swear I remember us fleeing the mounties. They were yelling something about... national security? Dude, I didn't know Canada even had national security. It's a good thing you knew how to hot wire that jeep. I shudder to think what the inside of a Canadian cell must look like. I bet they make you knit sweater sets to repay your debt to society.