This is the singularly most hilarious thing that I've read in a long time. To summarize would spoil it, but basically some asshat customer gets a bit of smack down eventually.
Unification (unbetaed) Fandom: Firefly Author: jebbypal Rating: Everyone character: Book prompt: 012 Today word count: 326 Summary: The war ends with a cortex message. Disclaimer: These characters aren't mine. They belong to Joss, Mutant Enemy, Fox, and Universal. progress: 16/100 A/N: sorry for the long hiatus. Hopefully I haven't been purged from the community.