Sweet Charity Ho-dom

Yep, that's right. I'm offering myself up to fandom again.
1 fic for the highest bidder. I write in the Farscape, Firefly, and Supernatural fandoms. I can do crossovers of any of those with other fandoms on request provided I have some knowledge of the requested fandom. I tend to prefer plotty genfic with lots of angst. I don't write slash, mpreg, or porn of any sort (or rather, my muse won't let me, sorry).

All of this is for a good cause - the National Marfans Foundation. You'll make the goddess luridmuse very, very happy with high and frequent bids (her teenage daughter has Marfans Syndrome).

(and try to ignore the fact that grad school conspired to make me miss the last sweet charity deadline. I have not abandoned those bidders!)

yes, this is science

The UPS man just commented that it was good to see someone in the lab not playing games on the computer and doing work instead. I hated to say "something like that" since I was reading my flist. *snort*

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The FCC is going nuts. I read in the NYTimes that they are requesting tapes from all the sports leagues of "audience and bench sounds" with the idea that if one of the mikes on the field designed to give you the sounds of the game caught an expletive, they'd fine the network.

Why don't we just go ahead and get rid of free programming if we're going to pretty much make it so that decent television is on cable, including sports. Better yet, I think TV writers and performers should simply scrap the standard cursing and instead bring back Shakespearean expletives. Let's see if the conservative freaks get more offended at hearing sexual or biological terms used in an indecent manner or "Christs blood".

Too bad that separation of church and state doesn't extend to television. I think we should start bleeping out every reference to god made in political speeches in public. Cause really, it offends me and seems very indecent for politicians who sell wars with lies to then go on about Christian morals and values.

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(no rain this week so far...this makes me happy beyond belief) Funny thing this afternoon -- I was complaining to B how I'm apparently not heavy enough to use a stair climber since when I put the machine on "level 1" it takes me forever to manage to go a couple of steps cause I can't force the stupid pedals down. He started laughing and informed me that unlike most cardio machines, the levels on stair climbers refer to how fast the machine makes you take the steps. They should really clarify that somewhere on the instructions. *laughs at self* Hey, at least the guy behind me at the gym got to get a laugh at the dumb blonde that was in front of him for 10 minutes.