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Feb. 9th, 2006 03:52 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
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poisontaster being evil and plotting to take over the world with bunnies is completely false and unsubstantiated.
Any real fact checking would show that her real army is composed of porn!zombies and that she'll only act as directed by her leader and god,mona1347. All who worship the Mona-liciousness can report to me, head cult leader, and I'll tell you how to defend from the bite of the porn!zombies (who may in fact be accompanied by blood sucking bunnies. I try to stay out of the breeding yards myself).
Thank you, that is all. Go about your business until therevolution apocolypse is upon us.
poisontaster being evil and plotting to take over the world with bunnies is completely false and unsubstantiated.Any real fact checking would show that her real army is composed of porn!zombies and that she'll only act as directed by her leader and god,
mona1347. All who worship the Mona-liciousness can report to me, head cult leader, and I'll tell you how to defend from the bite of the porn!zombies (who may in fact be accompanied by blood sucking bunnies. I try to stay out of the breeding yards myself).Thank you, that is all. Go about your business until the
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Date: 2006-02-09 12:57 pm (UTC)(no subject)
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Date: 2006-02-09 08:06 pm (UTC)See, you get it. Everything for mona. She will be pleased and pretty boys will show up at your door wanting to do your bidding (assuming she doesn't call them away).
Go forth and be monalicious.
*and she's so going to kill me when she reads this*
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Date: 2006-02-11 02:32 pm (UTC)*except not b/c I'm laughing too hard to get a good lunge going...*
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Date: 2006-02-11 02:33 pm (UTC)*coughs delicately*
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Date: 2006-02-11 02:37 pm (UTC)Also! I would NEVER call the pretty boys away from my girlies because there is MUCH PRETTY to go around and Mona is a generous and benevolent Mona!
Unless I, like, really really needed them. For an office rescue operation or an end to world hunger. Only the really IMPORTANT things, mind you.
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Date: 2006-02-11 02:40 pm (UTC)*brainwashes* There is so Evil. There is only Pretteh and that which celebrates it! Like us!
*celebrates*