Horoscope and job choice

My boss actually brought this into the lab, most everyone is virgo except me so she found it very interesting:)

Choose a Job based on your horoscope

I'm cancer: Cancers are imaginative, dramatic, philosophical, nurturing and protective. You're best at dispensing advice, so consider law, psychology, teaching, nursing or social work for your life's vocation.

virgo: Precise, witty, cheerful, perfectionist, detail-oriented, hard-working and neat, with a knack for languages -- all describe you. Technician, statistician, medical researcher, investigator or translator are perfect career options for Virgos.

"Where did evidence response put the sugar?"

I don't know why, but that just cracks me up. Totally.