spammity spam spam

WOOOHOOOO!!

I finally figured out how to delete my freakishly scary yahoo avatar. Sorry, they are sorta fun, but I was really weirded out when they inserted the blinking head into my yahoo mail page. *shudders* I don't like thinks on my computer to blink at me. I already know it's sentient and doesn't like me and is probably planning my death. No need to give it a face.

Great read

Branding the Party

All true, but in an oh so funny way. Give this to your republican friends that insist Bush is right. If nothing else, the smoke from the ears will be fun to watch.

Madness Meme because you all are being way too quiet.

Okay, so far as I know, this isn't a meme, just something I'm pulling out of my ass. But well, you know how the hive mind of lj works. so if you made somemthing similar, I'm not purposely ripping you off. I'm just bored.

Here's how it goes. List ten things/activities that you may or may not have done. Your flist then gets to guess which are true and which aren't. Ready to play?

1.) Entered ninja training school at age of 12 before being expelled for accidentally castrating a teacher.

2.) Survived being turned upside down in infant water seat in pool for over three minutes. Hmm, maybe that explains my personality.

3.) Narrowly averted fifteen car pile-up before catching runaway hamster that was loose under the feet of a car driver.

4.) Went to space camp.

5.) Managed to convince friends in high school that just because we had access to bomb building materials, didn't mean we should build one.

6.) Actually learned to appreciate the beauty of the slimy green algae coating ponds and streams. Also learned that oil (and other nasties) is dumped in said ponds and streams way too frequently. Was fortunate to not be the classmember to develop flesh eating bacertia out of said experience.

7.) Played chicken on two lane highway in MO.

8.) Fallen face first down wooden bleachers (from the top) and managed to not break anything. Not even my nose, though the amounts of blood pouring from it made that hard to believe.

9.) Ran away from college for three months with boyfriend.

10.) Avoided prosecution after being reported for stealing car when someone's boyfriend got into an arguement over cell phone w/ best friend.


So, how well do you know me? What's fact? What's fiction? *whistles innocently* Feel free to spread the madness.

plot bunny --- free to good home

Errr...well, not necessarily a full fledged bunny. More something that I'd be forever grateful if someone would write the backstory to explain it. Hey, it would be fulfilling part of my wishlist;)

( minor spoiler for serenity the movie )

*bats eyes prettily at other Wash lovers* You know you want him, he's cute and furry.

OMG -- GIP to end all GIPs.

By carmendove

*dances with GIP*

And why isn't anyone protecting me from this evil mutated plot bunny? Huh? Huh??

Answers to the Mad Meme -- don't look under cut tag if you still want to play

The answers to this meme are ( here )

*bows* And yeah, this is a little too easy for me cause I'm sooo predictable.