Quick! Before I sober up! Don Doll's American Tour...

[jebbypal]

Don Doll so ordered and therefore I shall comply.

Here we start my drunken comment fic of Don Doll's internship for Barry the Money launderer! I am told icon to follow.........Please play along But check both LJ and DW to see what comment comes next? I dunno how to do this crossposty wise......

Part 1: the job opening

Part 2: the interview

Part 3: Don Doll Speaks

Part 4: Pony vs toaster

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Part 1 .... a job opening...

[jebbypal]

Barry never before considered having an intern. Money laundering is trust business, after all, and his clients trusted him that only 1 person kept the books and therefore there was only 1 person to clean up after if anything went wrong (he tried not to think about the fact that the clean up would culminate in his funeral. His life coach was helping him to accentuate the positive and not worry about the small stuff).

Still, word of mouth got around, and his clients were glad that he steered them clear of Enron and Madoff, especially given the heat that those two generated. And so Barry was busy enough to require a bottle of pepto a week, especially given all of Michael Westen's rush requests. Seriously, some people were generally more trouble than they were worth, but then again, Barry's motto was to always stay on the good side of anyone whose girlfriend was turned on by fire. Especially when they really liked lots of fire that made noises.

And so, Barry found himself with more business than he could comfortably accomodate, especially given the new cleansing demands implemented by his life coach to help him detoxify all the Michael Westen generated stress. And so he started looking for an intern.

And wouldn't you know it, but Fiona knew someone who would be the perfect fit for the job.

Barry thought his next recommendation for his client would be in stocks of pepto bismol.