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Name three fics you think I will never, ever, ever write. In return, I will attempt to write a snippet of one of them.
Umm, you probably know the --I can actually write in Supernatural, Farscape, and Firefly. I'm familiar with a lot else - HL, Life on Mars, Studio 60, Heroes, and on and on.....
No promises, but this looks like fun. :)
ETA: Supernatural/Farscape forsdwolfpup
Farscape/Heroes forazuremonkey
Firefly: Mal pregnant with Zoe's baby forazuremonkey
Firefly/Supernatural formona1347
sdwolfpupName three fics you think I will never, ever, ever write. In return, I will attempt to write a snippet of one of them.
Umm, you probably know the --I can actually write in Supernatural, Farscape, and Firefly. I'm familiar with a lot else - HL, Life on Mars, Studio 60, Heroes, and on and on.....
No promises, but this looks like fun. :)
ETA: Supernatural/Farscape for
sdwolfpupFarscape/Heroes for
azuremonkeyFirefly: Mal pregnant with Zoe's baby for
azuremonkeyFirefly/Supernatural for
mona1347
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- The Firefly crew goes back in time to 1980s Earth
- Sam and Dean investigate a disturbance and find D'Argo
- And since I had such fun with it: zombie!Life on Mars
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"I thought you said this was a haunted camp-ground," Dean whispered at Sam, furious. "I have a hard time believing that salt is going to do anything to that swamp beast."
"All the legends said haunted! Maybe this was attracted by the ghost or something?"
"Ah hell. At least we got a lot kerosene. Flame hurts just about everything. Come on, that thing's gaining on the guy."
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- Only John Crichton's and Peter Petrelli's consciousness travel through a wormhole and trade places. Peter!John has to deal with Aeryn's death and John!Peter has to "save the cheerleader, save the world."
- After Chiana betrays him by sleeping with Jothee, D'Argo has a one night stand... with John. The next morning things are fine between them, as they decide to be men and pretend it never happened. But Aeryn knows and she's not willing to let it go.
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*DIEZ A THOUSAND DEATHS OF GIGGLING*
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"The Diagnosan said removing the chip might alter his memories...but a new personality?" the blue one asks.
"Maybe it's the trauma of A - her death?" the deformed man suggests.
This is a dream. A very very vivid dream. And what I get for borrowing someone's vision ability. That or I've really cracked up. "Died? Who died? Not the cheerleader?" Peter asks, suddenly worried.
The grey girl looks at her friends. "What's a cheerleader?" she enunciates.
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John opens his eyes to a canvas portraying a blonde hanging upside down sans the top of her cranium and a sea of red spreading down the painting. "What the hell?" he yells as he jumps back, bumping into someone.
"It's the future. It's what I couldn't see," the dark haired man says as he steadies John. He looks pretty strung out like he's suffering from major heat delirium.
Suddenly, a phone rings. John whips around to see a real telephone. An earth phone. "Dorothy, I think we might be in Kansas again."
The man, John can recognize the symptoms of drug withdrawal now that he knows he's not dealing with a Sebacean, waves at the phone. "Ignore it. Some Japanese guy keeps calling."
John grabs it anyways. Can't hurt to be talking to a third party when in the studio of a jonesing psychopathic artist. "Hello, John Crichton's house of crazy weirdo dreams. What's your pleasure?"
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"He said it alright."
"Doc, I don't know if anyone ever explained the birds and the bees or not. But men don't get pregnant. And I definitely have manly parts. Tell him, Zoe," Mal pleaded.
"Zoe!" Wash cried.
"I'm fairly certain that Mal has manly parts, though I've never witnessed them myself," Zoe said as she laid a calming hand on Wash's shoulder.
"I know the facts of life, Mal. I also know that certain fertility clinics in the Core can in fact transfer a fetus in distress to the male partner. And that allowing men to carry the embryo from fertilization is an area of much research."
"So what you're saying, Doc, is-"
"Niska made you pregnant with Zoe's baby."
Jayne raised a hand. "I just got one question: Who's the daddy?"
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2) Sam and Dean travel through time and show up, still inside the Impala, in Serenity's cargo hold. They enter into a torrid incestuous foursome with Simon and River.
3) Um, that's all I got. Now I've made myself laugh too hard to continue.
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"Depends, sir. Do you see a black metal object in the middle of the cargo bay too?"
"Huh. Just when you thought you've seen everything."
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that's all I got....the idea of porn and slash at that stifles the frog.
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\o/
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