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To Whom It May Concern:
This nasty rumor about ![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
poisontaster being evil and plotting to take over the world with bunnies is completely false and unsubstantiated.
Any real fact checking would show that her real army is composed of porn!zombies and that she'll only act as directed by her leader and god,mona1347. All who worship the Mona-liciousness can report to me, head cult leader, and I'll tell you how to defend from the bite of the porn!zombies (who may in fact be accompanied by blood sucking bunnies. I try to stay out of the breeding yards myself).
Thank you, that is all. Go about your business until therevolution apocolypse is upon us.
poisontaster being evil and plotting to take over the world with bunnies is completely false and unsubstantiated.Any real fact checking would show that her real army is composed of porn!zombies and that she'll only act as directed by her leader and god,
mona1347. All who worship the Mona-liciousness can report to me, head cult leader, and I'll tell you how to defend from the bite of the porn!zombies (who may in fact be accompanied by blood sucking bunnies. I try to stay out of the breeding yards myself).Thank you, that is all. Go about your business until the
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*except not b/c I'm laughing too hard to get a good lunge going...*