To Whom It May Concern:

[jebbypal]

This nasty rumor about poisontaster being evil and plotting to take over the world with bunnies is completely false and unsubstantiated.

Any real fact checking would show that her real army is composed of porn!zombies and that she'll only act as directed by her leader and god, mona1347. All who worship the Mona-liciousness can report to me, head cult leader, and I'll tell you how to defend from the bite of the porn!zombies (who may in fact be accompanied by blood sucking bunnies. I try to stay out of the breeding yards myself).

Thank you, that is all. Go about your business until the revolution apocolypse is upon us.

Comments

[poisontaster]

*sporfle* *spits tea* FINALLY! Someone who understands! That's all I was saying, man.

[jebbypal]

Of course, because anything Mona tells us to do isn't evil. Rather, it's all in the name of entertainment and brainwashing the cuties.

[poisontaster]

Exactly!

[mona1347.livejournal.com]

Finally the message of peace, puppies and porn is spreading the proper way.

*brainwashes* There is so Evil. There is only Pretteh and that which celebrates it! Like us!

*celebrates*

[(Anonymous)]

*looks up from the breeding pits, poking back something with a stick* nys here in the breeding pits reporting for duty....and i think these guys are porn!zombies in the shape of bunnies....

[fleshlycherry.livejournal.com]

How bad is it that right before reading this post I was seriously considering writing hardcore Clark/Lex pr0n for Mona after being inspired by PT's Supernatural porn?

[jebbypal]

*rewards you*

See, you get it. Everything for mona. She will be pleased and pretty boys will show up at your door wanting to do your bidding (assuming she doesn't call them away).

Go forth and be monalicious.

*and she's so going to kill me when she reads this*

[mona1347.livejournal.com]

*STABZ YOU LIEK OMG!!!*

*except not b/c I'm laughing too hard to get a good lunge going...*

[mona1347.livejournal.com]

*suddenly whirls and points in a Dr McKay-ish fashion*

Also! I would NEVER call the pretty boys away from my girlies because there is MUCH PRETTY to go around and Mona is a generous and benevolent Mona!

Unless I, like, really really needed them. For an office rescue operation or an end to world hunger. Only the really IMPORTANT things, mind you.

[poisontaster]

OMG! Do I get a vote? I can be inspiring more! Really!

[mona1347.livejournal.com]

VERY VERY BAD. Which naturally means you must DOOOO EEEEET.

*coughs delicately*