To Whom It May Concern:

[jebbypal]

This nasty rumor about poisontaster being evil and plotting to take over the world with bunnies is completely false and unsubstantiated.

Any real fact checking would show that her real army is composed of porn!zombies and that she'll only act as directed by her leader and god, mona1347. All who worship the Mona-liciousness can report to me, head cult leader, and I'll tell you how to defend from the bite of the porn!zombies (who may in fact be accompanied by blood sucking bunnies. I try to stay out of the breeding yards myself).

Thank you, that is all. Go about your business until the revolution apocolypse is upon us.

Comments

[poisontaster]

*sporfle* *spits tea* FINALLY! Someone who understands! That's all I was saying, man.

[jebbypal]

Of course, because anything Mona tells us to do isn't evil. Rather, it's all in the name of entertainment and brainwashing the cuties.

[poisontaster]

Exactly!

[mona1347.livejournal.com]

Finally the message of peace, puppies and porn is spreading the proper way.

*brainwashes* There is so Evil. There is only Pretteh and that which celebrates it! Like us!

*celebrates*