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jebbypal ([personal profile] jebbypal) wrote2006-01-11 11:35 am

Death of Culture

OMG...just saw the ratings results for last week. Clearly, the majority of americans have no taste and are actually clones of GW Bush.

Dancing w/ the Stars won it's slot again. I mean come on, who wants to watch "slightly" famous people rather than Seth Green in Four Kings.

I'm telling you, I ain't watching any of the "X w/ the Stars" shows until it's "Live Pistol dueling with the stars" or maybe "JackAss with the Stars". Oh wait, we already have that second one. :P

Gaaaah.

[identity profile] kurukami.livejournal.com 2006-01-11 09:06 am (UTC)(link)
Live Pistol Duelling? Hell, I'd watch that. Particularly if they had the whole Madden aftermath play-by-play.

"And here we see Jessica Simpson still trying to get the pistol out of its holster, but uh-oh, BOOM! Down she goes, shot in the head by Spears."

"You know, John, it's too bad we couldn't just shoot them both."

"That's true, Mike, but remember -- Britney Spears signed a two-year contract. She has to do this every week during that period. Sooner or later, you know she's going to lose..."

*evil grin*