Death of Culture

[jebbypal]

OMG...just saw the ratings results for last week. Clearly, the majority of americans have no taste and are actually clones of GW Bush.

Dancing w/ the Stars won it's slot again. I mean come on, who wants to watch "slightly" famous people rather than Seth Green in Four Kings.

I'm telling you, I ain't watching any of the "X w/ the Stars" shows until it's "Live Pistol dueling with the stars" or maybe "JackAss with the Stars". Oh wait, we already have that second one. :P

Gaaaah.

Comments

[ignipes.livejournal.com]

"Live Pistol dueling with the stars"

Best show idea ever.

[jebbypal]

Oooh, how bout "Greg the bunny puts the beat down on the stars"

Cause really, I've always wanted to see soap stars beaten up by a dirty rabbit.

[kurukami.livejournal.com]

Live Pistol Duelling? Hell, I'd watch that. Particularly if they had the whole Madden aftermath play-by-play.

"And here we see Jessica Simpson still trying to get the pistol out of its holster, but uh-oh, BOOM! Down she goes, shot in the head by Spears."

"You know, John, it's too bad we couldn't just shoot them both."

"That's true, Mike, but remember -- Britney Spears signed a two-year contract. She has to do this every week during that period. Sooner or later, you know she's going to lose..."

*evil grin*

[inlovewithnight.livejournal.com]

"Live Pistol dueling with the stars"

OMG please yes.

[luridmuse.livejournal.com]

Live Pistol dueling with the stars"

only if afterwards we can have "blow up the Survivors with nukes" show afterwards..

[inalasahl]

As someone who watched Dancing with the Stars, I resent the Dubya comment. I'm not watching for the slightly famous people. I'm watching for the dancing.

As for "Four Kings," well, I haven't seen it, but the commercials made it look like a typical stupid comedy. I refuse to watch anything that has a laugh track.

[jebbypal]

Well, you are prob one of the few. And I'm sorry for any distress my dubya comment made.

*official supporter of inalasahl for president*

[inalasahl]

*official supporter of inalasahl for president*
Heh. Well, I certainly couldn't do worse than the current guy.

[somedaybitch.livejournal.com]

ok, really...bashing on the President is easy, everybody does it and it's boring. can't we come up with something else?

[jebbypal]

I've never promised to be witty or original in my journal. I'm not in RL, so the hope of something else here is pretty much delusion on your part.

[somedaybitch.livejournal.com]

well i exist in a fairly delusional state, so you know, what can i say. ;) i'll help fuel the illusion that you're witty, cuz really? you are.;)