Live Pistol Duelling? Hell, I'd watch that. Particularly if they had the whole Madden aftermath play-by-play.
"And here we see Jessica Simpson still trying to get the pistol out of its holster, but uh-oh, BOOM! Down she goes, shot in the head by Spears."
"You know, John, it's too bad we couldn't just shoot them both."
"That's true, Mike, but remember -- Britney Spears signed a two-year contract. She has to do this every week during that period. Sooner or later, you know she's going to lose..."
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"And here we see Jessica Simpson still trying to get the pistol out of its holster, but uh-oh, BOOM! Down she goes, shot in the head by Spears."
"You know, John, it's too bad we couldn't just shoot them both."
"That's true, Mike, but remember -- Britney Spears signed a two-year contract. She has to do this every week during that period. Sooner or later, you know she's going to lose..."
*evil grin*