Quick! Before I sober up! Don Doll's American Tour...

[jebbypal]

Don Doll so ordered and therefore I shall comply.

Here we start my drunken comment fic of Don Doll's internship for Barry the Money launderer! I am told icon to follow.........Please play along But check both LJ and DW to see what comment comes next? I dunno how to do this crossposty wise......

Part 1: the job opening

Part 2: the interview

Part 3: Don Doll Speaks

Part 4: Pony vs toaster

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Re: Part 2 .... the interview....

[jebbypal]

"A pony?" Barry repeats. Don Doll simply nods. "Most people who employ money launders would not count a pony as being a good return on investment."

Don Doll shrugged. "But someone they care for might enjoy the pony."

"And I'd still point out that they'd insist on seeing a return on their investment regardless of whether you give them a pony, or if you give them a toaster. It's the principle of the matter." At this point, Barry has had enough to drink that he has to refrain from making a banking joke out of the term "principal". Mike would be so proud.

Don Doll smiles. "I'd love to show them their investment. But if it hasn't matured yet, I've found that no one wants to wake up next to part of a pony twice."

Re: Part 5.... Another drink please!

[jebbypal]

Barry counts it as a win that he manages to not chug his long island iced tea refill. It would be nice if he could manage to drive his BMW convertible home after this interview.

"Well, that would certainly be one approach to customer service.." Personally, he wasn't sure how it would work for say the Juarez cartel, but for some of his white collar clients, it would definitely delay their callbacks.

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and now i'm off to bed as the alcohol high has worn off...feel free to fill in the rest of the first interview....