Now, don't be silly. The Republicans know what's best for us, so even if they should happen to behave like jerks, it doesn't mean the rest of us can. Because they are the grown up (unlike us) and can do what they want.

Or something.

Yeah, I remember way back when, just a year after the impeachment, hearing Newt's ex say how she was served with divorce papers while she was in the hospital, after her cancer surgery. And doesn't it just figure? Newt, you can rationalize all you want about why you went after Clinton, but the truth is that your partisan bias and unreasonable hate for him were the primary reasons. Oh, and you're a hypocrite. Fucker.