It's cute that you think he uses a napkin at breakfast. Clearly, the way he was raised, he wipes his mouth with his tie. That's why it's hung around his neck, isn't it?

They have also emphasized that it only involves people suspected of being tied to al-Qaida and that one end of the communication has to be abroad.

I say Bush is a baboon while talking to people abroad (they find such remarks high-larious) all the time. So if you don't hear from me ever again, just remember to go on Oprah and tell the world that I loved kittens.