Remember when there was that AWFUL zombie outbreak in '02? We were out of ammo and you threw your shoe at the zombie's head and killed it dead. We laughed so hard, and you said you'd never liked that shoe anyway, it chafed. And then we had to hole up in Neiman Marcus for a couple weeks, and all we ate was cookies, because they were the only things that didn't aggravate your allergies, and we took potshots at the zombies from the roof.

Ah...good times. Wacky fun.