meme from halcyon_shift

Using only song names from ONE ARTIST, answer these questions. You can't use the band that I used. Try not to repeat a song title. It's a lot harder than you think! Repost as "my life according to (band name)".

My life according to Firewater
(They were the first ones that came up on random, SO THIS SHOULD BE FUN)

Are you a male or female? The Vegas Strip
Describe yourself: I am the Rain
How do you feel? Hey Clown
Describe where you currently live? Bad, Bad World
If you could go anywhere, where would you go? Borneo
Your favorite form of transportation: Bhangra Brothers
Your best friend is: Three-Legged Dog
You and your best friend are: I Still Love You, Judas
What's the weather like? Balalaika
If your life was a TV what would it be called? Six FourtyFive (so this is how it feels)
What is life to you? Some Strange Reaction
Your relationship: Dropping Like Flies
Your fear: The Man With The Blurry Face
Thought for the Day: Don't Make It Stop
How I would like to die: The Circus
My soul's present condition: Snake-Eyes and Boxcars
My motto: Too Much (Is Never Enough)