I could tell you...but then I'd have to kill you. And not in a nice, Mal, "you'll be awake and armed and looking at me" way. In a Jayne, "I'll sneak up on you in the dark with a big fucking gun" way. Or possibly a Blue Sun, "I have freaky devices that make you bleed out through your nose" way.

(I have no guns or freaky devices. I have nail clippers. That's about it.)