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Author notes: I was intrigued by this prompt from [personal profile] wehappyfew: “early seasons SPN/Teen Wolf crossover where Dean and Sam are cousins of Allison that Chris calls in for help finding the alpha”. However, it’s also been a crossover idea that I haven’t necessarily been bit by in the past because the canons of the 2 shows are so different in respect to werewolves. But you know what? This is for More Joy Day, and in order to bring joy to both [personal profile] wehappyfew and myself, I’m going to take a page from Jeff Davis and say “canon? Who needs canon!” So some central facts to both shows will remain the same but you can put this story firmly off into the category of AU fusion. Purists for either show probably want to leave now.

Timeline: We’re going to move S1 SPN into the same “year” as Teen Wolf, but leave month dates the same. So in this AU 2011, we are pre-Skin in S1 SPN, but post Phantom Traveler. And for obvious reasons, we are going to say that Victoria Argent was once Victoria Campbell. Though of course the boys don’t know anything about Mary Campbell’s past

Slapping at the bedside table, Dean finally grabbed his ringing cell phone. Briefly fighting with sleep numbed fingers, he finally answered. “Hello?”

“Dean Winchester?” a feminine voice answers. Read more... )
jebbypal: (fs pk john)
Title: Pushing the Waters Back
Fandom: Push (the movie) and the Avengers movie-verse
author: jebbypal
rating: Teen
summary: Cassie gets annoyed when she discovers Nick has a never-before mentioned twin. Or clone (Division, enough said). Or doppleganger. Either way, this is going to take a lot of alcohol.
warnings:
1) WIP and I'm dusting off my writing muscles
2) You know me, so you know to expect angst
3) Mentions of underage drinking, because it's a integral part of the Push mythos.
4) Unbeta-ed because of #1.
author note: So I've been trying to write Push fic for fleshlycherry for ages now. And earlier this year, when I finally saw Captain America 2, I told her I had a Push crossover bunny. Which I've started from several angles but haven't been happy with. But a new one was just birthed that I think is going to stick. So I'm starting out the new year by posting the start of it in hopes of fulfilling my often resolved New Year's resolution of writing more fic. You guys get to come along for the ride.




Cassie falls out of bed and it's always Nick's fault )
jebbypal: (bn fiona call)
Title: Volatile Compounds
Fandoms: Firefly/Burn Notice.
Related story: Dangerous Propositions
Author notes: So, [livejournal.com profile] sabaceanbabe, her hubby and I were rewatching some Burn Notice tonight and I've been feeling like writing. As a result, Fi was kicking around in my head, and I decided to start a companion piece telling her side of Dangerous Propositions. Un-betaed in order to stimulate the frog into doing something (anything. ANYTHING).

Fi enters a bar )
jebbypal: (WC neal and moz)
Title: Forging Allies (2/?)
author: jebbypal
rating: Teen - just in case future chapters get violent
summary: Peter's shot, Elizabeth is missing, and Neal is out of his depth. But he has a favor to call in. Sequel to Forging Contacts
author note: Beta by the inestimable [personal profile] lithiumdoll and [personal profile] mitchy. ***If you have trouble keeping track of the many, many aliases, leave a comment and I'll add a reminder at the beginning of each chapter.
Word count: 2061



Moz drives the van )
jebbypal: (WC neal and peter prison)
Title: Forging Allies (1/?)
author: jebbypal
rating: Teen - just in case future chapters get violent
summary: Peter's shot, Elizabeth is missing, and Neal is out of his depth. But he has a favor to call in. Sequel to Forging Contacts
author note: Beta by the inestimable [personal profile] lithiumdoll and [personal profile] mitchy.
Word count: 1730

Peter's shot, Elizabeth is missing, and Neal is out of his depth. But he has a favor to call in. )
jebbypal: (WC neal and moz)
Title: Forging Contacts
author: jebbypal
rating: everyone
summary: Michael needs out of Paris, Neal just needs him out of his room. Set pre-series for both Burn Notice and White Collar
author note: Lightly beta-ed by the inestimable [personal profile] lithiumdoll. Also, thank her for the summary
Word count: 1500

One of the most important requirements for a freelance spy is to develop the contacts necessary for anything. )
jebbypal: picture of carebear hanging from balloon saying hes going to die (care gonna die)
Title: Demons Versus Machines continued
Author: [personal profile] jebbypal
rating: everyone
summary: Apocalypse, Judgment Day, what's the difference?
A/N: Seriously, I'm stopping now. going to go and pack. No more of this till next week.
Previous parts here

Dean is really going to get a bell for this chucklehead )

TBC
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Title: Demons Versus Machines continued
Author: [personal profile] jebbypal
rating: everyone
summary: Apocalypse, Judgment Day, what's the difference?
A/N: Continued from part 1 Go back and make sure you read all of it, as I added more to the post late last night. I think it's official that I've written more in this week than I have all year.

Cameron - demon or angel? )

TBC
jebbypal: brad pitt from mr and mrs smith (tired of fighting)
Title: Demons Versus Machines
Author: [personal profile] jebbypal
rating: everyone
summary: Apocalypse, Judgment Day, what's the difference?
A/N: Written for the brilliant [personal profile] lithiumdoll for my own little promptathon. Of course, she didn't give me a prompt, but I still believe she planted the bunny in my brain. This can stand alone, but draws upon a previous story: Saving Greta
word count: 1500+ words so far. The bunny feels like more though, so we'll see if this develops off of a one-shot scene or not.

the problem with using abandoned real estate for safe houses - sometimes other people did too )


ETA and yes, the bunny does have more to say )
TBC
jebbypal: (spn bobby)
title Mistaken Identity
author [personal profile] jebbypal
rating everyone
summary Of all the cops in the world, Sam Winchester thinks that Charlie Crews would be the one to understand his brother.
author notes Written for my own promptathon for theonlytwin.

Setting, an abandoned warehouse with no cell reception somehwere in LA )
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Back by popular demand....

“Stay with the shuttle? And do what?”

Fiona sighed, causing Jayne’s hands to spasm. It was instinct to look for an impending fight when she got frustrated. “And be ready, Jayne. When I get Michael, we may have to leave fast.”

“Me being on the shuttle won’t help that. I ain’t no gorram pilot.”

“You’re not a lot of things, Jayne, but take-off from a planet isn’t that difficult. And if Michael or I aren’t there to land it, well, piloting will be the least of your problems.” Her words carry a lot more than a warning about heat from the Feds. As much as he knows she likes to work on her own, he’s also learned that she carries a special grudge for anyone who leaves her behind. Like say, one Michael Westen. “If anything comes up, I’ll wave you for tactical support,” she says in parting.

Jayne throws his weight into the pilot seat in protest. Figures, a classic Fiona-shaped explosion in the making and he has to sit here and listen to it instead of being involved in the fun. Better make sure all the guns are loaded just in case she underestimates the amount of resistance from the local authorities. Or the amount of coin that the pimp wants for keeping Westen breathing and out of the clink.

The cortex buzzes loud enough to almost make him drop Suzy, his pistol. “Gorramit, I tried to tell her-“ he stops when a purple uniform fills the screen instead of Fiona’s angry visage. The uniform ends in the old man’s full gizzard. Sam Axe, he remembers now.

“Where the hell is Fiona? And where are you two at?” Sam demands.

“Don’t think that’s any of your business.”

“Gorramit, Cobb, I don’t know what that damn Dyton woman is up this time, but the alerts are lighting up like she’s staging a coup in Londinium. Whatever she’s planning, tell her to stop it. And to stay the hell off Hera.”

Jayne’s fingers are twitching again. And his bowels feel a lot like they did right before he acquired Vera. “Why?”

“Because there’s about to be a full-scale assault, that’s why, you gorram back-berth. Now where are you?”

“An assault for Westen?” What the hell did the little man do?

“For the war! I don’t think even Mikey could have done something to justify the amount of artillery about to land on that rock. Now answer the gorram question, or I swear I will find the absolute worst rock to strand you on when you’re next in custody.”

Jayne starts grabbing guns. “Hera. How long?”

“Shit. The timetables are need to know, and I clearly don’t need to know. Get them off that rock, Cobb.” Even without knowing the Fed very well, the unspoken message comes through loud and clear. If Jayne doesn’t get Fiona and Westen off Hera, he’d better hope he doesn’t meet this certain purple-belly again.



TBC
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[personal profile] sabaceanbabe, this is for you. I actually have a bit of it rolling around in my head, so I hope to get you more jayne/fiona distractions for your reading pleasure.

*hugs* Just a drabble, and un-beta-ed.




Jayne sat and watched. Mostly because the shuttle wasn’t large enough to pace. This wave stunk to high heaven, but after two weeks of no leads, it looked like Fiona was willing to risk it.

“Dropped off by a cab?” Fiona asked for the third time.

The hotel owner, though Jayne thought pimp would be more accurate, nodded. “There was enough money in his wallet for a couple of night’s, but he ain’t moving anywhere on his own anytime soon. For the sake of Buddha, I felt it appropriate to reach out to his emergency contact.”

Jayne snorted. Translation from crook: while rifling through Westen’s possessions to find anything worth selling, or duplicating, she’d found another way to make some money.

“It’ll take us a day or so to reach Hera, but I assure you that we’ll be able to pay for any out of pocket costs,” Fiona stated before switching off the wave. Jayne smiled. The translation for that was plain to be seen for anyone with eyes. For the pimp’s sake, Westen better still be breathing by the time Fiona arrived. And in a decently clean room.

Either way, knowing Fiona, there would be some explosions along the way. And maybe now they’d get back to making money instead hunting down someone that had enough wanted posters that just asking about him could get you arrested.
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Cassiee, this is for you - I hope it puts a little smile on your face.

Note to everyone else - crack fic below. Unbetaed, because that would remove the crackiness of crack fic. Enjoy.
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It's probably good they're not speaking in Latin )
TBC as the muse wills
jebbypal: (Default)
Another installment in the Jayne/Fiona saga that [livejournal.com profile] sabaceanbabe started. Unbeta-ed, 660 words.




The fed looked old and out of shape )
jebbypal: (Default)
A double drabble written for [livejournal.com profile] azuremonkey in response to her prompt she thought I'd never write on, but I really think it was just a prompt she WANTED me to write on :P Since it is also still her special day, I get to tap my hat and relay the frog's birthday wishes --- Happy Birthday, babe. Hope you had a good one.

(Set loosely in the 'verse started in Dangerous Proposition)

Best Job Ever )
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Title: Dangerous Proposition
Fandoms: Firefly/Burn Notice.
Author notes: Thanks to deathisyourart for helping out a bit on my Jayne-isms. Written for [livejournal.com profile] sabaceanbabe for her birthday in response to the prompt of "Jayne and Fiona together". I take all responsibilty to verb tenses as well as frog injury.




Jayne couldn’t help but notice the skirt as she entered the saloon. If her legs (and other parts) hadn’t attracted his eye, the three well hidden knives would have. Still, she had an air about her that pegged her as a likely brown coat, and that was something he wasn’t willing to tangle with no matter how hard the skin under the clothes made him. The War of Unification, they called it in the Core. It’d been going on a long three years now, and so far Jayne had managed to steer clear of conscription by either side. So he listened to the voice of reason (sounding more than a little like his Ma), and kept his head down and hoped to drink in peace.

“My friend stood me up.” The girl’s lilting voice carried more than a touch of Dyton Colony accent. Near border-world, already firmly on the Core side of the lines. “Be a shame to drink this all on my lonesome. Drink like this is meant to be shared, don’t you think?” she asked as she set down a bottle of decade old Cooley whiskey.

Jayne found it hard to leer at the girl and the fine spirits at the same time. “Gorram cryin’ shame for your missing friend.”

“Yeah, well, I’ll communicate my displeasure when I catch up to him.”

“A runner, eh?” Jayne poured his watered beer on the floor before uncapping the whiskey and filling the glass again. Ever the gentlemen, he offered the armed brunette a choice of the bottle or the glass. She didn’t hesitate in grabbing the bottle out of his hand and taking a very long draw. Jayne sipped as he appreciated the scenery of her long neck and chest moving as she swallowed. This skirt had danger written all over her. He wasn’t gonna to get distracted by the excitement of expensive whiskey.

“Fine weapon you got there.”

Jayne shifted Lola a little further away from the looker. “Don’t like discussing my firearms with strangers – no matter how good their booze or their ta tas are.”

She winked at him as she crossed her legs. “Fiona Glenanne, and you are?”

“Jayne Cobb.”

Fiona leaned across the table to top off his drink, giving him an even better look down the V-neck of her top. “Well, Jayne, man with a gun like that must know how to use it.”

“Ain’t interested in joining any other man’s war.”

“Neither am I, Jayne. However, I do love acquiring weapons and other gadgets to sell to folks making war. You aren’t opposed to profiting off war, are you?”

Jayne smiled and reclaimed his glass of whiskey. “Fiona, I ain’t opposed to profiting off nothing in this ‘Verse. What have you got in mind?”
jebbypal: (Default)
So, first there was Sparky, We're In Kansas, without which, this will make NOOOO SENSE.

And then my frog muse went travelling or hibernation or something. However, the snark of Folsom Prison Blues woke him up or gave me a small visit and I got this. And I know a few of you could use a laugh, so I'm posting it even though it's SHORT, UNBETA-ED, and absolute crack.

Enjoy.




Sam's biggest regret is that Dean never took voice lessons )
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Title: Sparky, We're in Kansas
Spoilers/Timeline: Supernatural, I'm not entirely sure yet. Probably first season, after Asylum. Farscape, sometime mid-season 3 after Infinite Possibilities but before Into the Lion's Den.
Rating PG
Crack fic in all possibility, though I'm sure that my muse may eventually make it plotty and angsty somehow. [livejournal.com profile] cassiee has all the blame for this thank you very much.


Sparky, We're in Kansas )




TBC, if the muse so wishes.
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Yes, yes, it's finally the chapter I've been tormenting you with. No hurting the betas---they actually did a very quick turnaround for me. I was just very tired of this chapter because I'd been playing it in my head for about two months trying to get the scenes to flow right before the muse took me by the hand and told me how it was supposed to go. He enjoys seeing me flail. Really.

Props go to [livejournal.com profile] mona1347 and [livejournal.com profile] poisontaster, who also graced me with her lovely talent. All mistakes that remain are my own and were probably flagged by one of them :P but missed by moi. Really.

Standard disclaimers apply -- I own nothing, but they are just so shiny I can't leave them alone. Rated teen for onscreen violence.

Warning: Farscape/Firefly xover. Spoilers for Farscape through "Infinite Possibilities" (season 3) and it's AU from the ending of that same episode. Firefly -- most likely spoilers for the entire Fox season. No spoilers for the movie, Serenity. If you haven't seen one or the other, the story should still be understandable. I'm doing my best to incorporate backstory as I go.




Ch9 )
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Warning: Farscape/Firefly xover. Spoilers for Farscape through "Infinite Possibilities" (season 3) and it's AU from the ending of that same episode. Firefly -- most likely spoilers for the entire Fox season. No spoilers for the movie, Serenity. If you haven't seen one or the other, the story should still be understandable. I'm doing my best to incorporate backstory as I go.

Previous Chapters

A/N: Finally, a chapter update for you guys. Thanks for being so patient...well, except for [livejournal.com profile] kurukami who sent those nasty dinos after [livejournal.com profile] poisontaster and kidnapped her muse and all. Many thanks to [livejournal.com profile] mona1347 for her continued sacrifice and efforts to beta for me

Twin Regrets Ch8: Plans and Portraits by Jebbypal )

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