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[livejournal.com profile] cassiee heard my cries about not getting the frog to do anything and decided to throw me a bunny. Sadly, she forgot it's two specific bunnies I'm trying to get my frog to play with. Instead, she insisted on feeding the Dean-side of the muse. Which really doesn't need any help. Dean never does shut up when he really has something to say. It's kind of like trying to make him not hit on a pretty girl when he has a story he wants to tell. Anyway, this is the result. All metallicar injuries are at [livejournal.com profile] cassie's request and not my own idea.

Title: Just a Car
author: [livejournal.com profile] jebbypal
rating: Teen for language
summary: The metallicar suffers a few injuries. The tow truck operator thinks it's owners are short a few screws.
534 words. Unbeta-ed.


They were arguing when Ray drove up. Apparently they were the source of the sobbing and screaming he’d been hearing since he turned onto Old Hickman Road. Ray ignored them and got out to do his job.

“God damn it, Sammy!” yelled the darker-haired man wearing a leather coat. Ray thought it was kind of hot for a coat, but well, he had to admit it went well with the car.

“Hey, we aren’t the appetizer for the ogre. I call it a win,” Sammy replied in a bored voice. Sounded like it wasn’t the first time he’d said it.

Wait a second, ogre? Ray paused and shot the two a look. They were too involved in their fight to notice. He shook his head. Probably misheard. Or they hallucinated it. Looked like the type that might be drinking or smoking something less than legal. Or they could have been knocked on the head. The grill on the front end was smashed pretty badly by the boulder.

“It’s never a win when we have to call a tow truck. You’re never driving again.”

“Oh, come on. It’s a car, Dean. What are a few dents and scratches compared with stopping evil?”

Ray raised his eyebrows. Evil? Must have been some good weed or a keg that had gone bad. These two didn’t look like they could stop more than a sorority girl.

“You didn’t just say that. Tell me he didn’t just say that?” Dean asked.

Ray just shrugged and got down on the ground to hook the chains to the undercarriage.

“That is a 1967 Impala in almost mint condition. I put the last coat of paint on it myself, and it was perfect until you took out that damn mailbox. I told you to watch out for the mailbox.”

“I was a little too busy trying to dodge that thing’s feet!” Sam yelled as he pointed toward another boulder a few yards behind the car.

Ray rubbed his face. Obviously he should have had another cup of coffee before he took this call. That or he was still dreaming.

“Is there any damage to the frame? I swear I heard something when he jumped over that last hill,” Dean said, worried.

“Ya lost your oil pan, but no frame damage. Gonna take a few days to bang out the grill, but should be able to get it back good as new,” Ray told him. “You guys get in the cab and we’ll get her back to town and get started.”

Dean shot a look at the other guy, Sammy, and shook his head. “If it’s alright with you, I’ll ride in the car.”

Ray shrugged. “Suit yourself.”

“Unbelievable. Un-freaking believable,” Sammy said as he climbed into the passenger side of the tow truck.

“Don’t worry, girl, we’ll get you all fixed up in no time. And I’ll never let Mr. Lead Foot and Blind drive you again,” Dean said as he ran his hands over the white gouges before getting in the car.

Ray thought for a second about asking Sammy exactly how the wreck had happened, but then he decided against it. Something told him he’d never believe the story anyway.

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Date: 2006-05-15 03:49 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] cassiee.livejournal.com
Ray thought it was kind of hot for a coat, but well, he had to admit it went well with the car.

Bwahahahaha! :dances you: Ah yes, perfect. :giddy:

Oh, come on. It’s a car, Dean. What are a few dents and scratches compared with stopping evil?”

Ray raised his eyebrows. Evil? Must have been some good weed or a keg that hadn’t gone bad. These two didn’t look like they could stop more than a sorority girl.


LMAO! You rule. :pets Dean muse, come kept talking to jebbypal:






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Date: 2006-05-15 03:51 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] frogs-fics.livejournal.com
Do not encourage Dean! I have sweet charity stuff!! PT wants Twin Regrets finished and I have to find my simon muse for my other bidder!!

No feeding Dean!

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Date: 2006-05-15 03:52 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] cassiee.livejournal.com
:Dean muse pouts:

:sighs: I hope you find it, weren't you gonna tweak Camo. for the Simon fic?

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Date: 2006-05-15 03:54 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] frogs-fics.livejournal.com
Nah, the bidder wasn't really excited about that. Got a pre-quel simon fic idea to ponder on.

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Date: 2006-05-15 03:58 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] cassiee.livejournal.com
Hmmm. That sucks. Maybe looking into when he was doing w/ his residency and then dealing with River's increasing disturbing letters, and plotting and making contact with underground soucres, also try to show what he really left behind, ending the fic with Day of...getting River out.

I least it in my head it looks good.

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Date: 2006-05-15 04:07 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] frogs-fics.livejournal.com
Actually have a plot along those lines sketched out:)

Thanks.

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Date: 2006-05-15 04:08 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] cassiee.livejournal.com
Ah, great minds think of alike. I think you will do great with it. You always do.



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Date: 2006-09-04 09:46 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] neroli66.livejournal.com
psst...toss more Impala bunnies at jebby while you're at it...HEE!

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Date: 2006-05-15 03:58 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sdl-uncommon.livejournal.com
*adds to memories*

*mad giggling* Oh, man, that is wonderful! All of it--just great.
...This is one of those things I really wouldn't mind seeing on the show. I mean, come on--we all know Dean would talk that way to the dear car.

Total fun, thanks for posting. :)
B

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Date: 2006-05-15 04:02 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] frogs-fics.livejournal.com
Aww, I made the memories!! :) Heh!

Oh, as soon as cassie threw the bunny, Dean started screaming.

Thanks.

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Date: 2006-05-15 04:11 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sdl-uncommon.livejournal.com
Oh, yes, of course. I gotta be able to find it again, don't I?

And totally OT, but I always scream when bunnies are getting tossed about. *hugs bunnyrabbits*

Oh--and:
Looked like the type that might be drinking or smoking something less than legal.
It's true--Sam has stoner!hair.

Or they could have been knocked on the head.
Many times, I'm sure. :P

“Don’t worry, girl, we’ll get you all fixed up in no time. And I’ll never let Mr. Lead Foot and Blind drive you again.”
If I made icons, I totally steal that. It works for the finale, too. Hehe.

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Date: 2006-05-15 04:32 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sdl-uncommon.livejournal.com
One of our bunnies bit my mother this weekend. They can revolt! *giggle*
She was fine, btw. Just not fast enough. :P

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Date: 2006-05-15 04:42 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sdl-uncommon.livejournal.com
Oh, it was nothing but a nip. Not even blood (I have had some fun bites, though, back before I got faster and smarter).
She is one pissy doe. *g* --gets mad at people for feeding her. How smart is that? And to think I rasied that bad little baby!

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Date: 2006-05-15 04:04 am (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] poisontaster
OMG, Jebby...never leave me! I said it to you before...your feel for the boys and your voice for them is just...staggering. I SO heard this. SO SO did.

These two didn’t look like they could stop more than a sorority girl.
BWAH!

You know I love you, right? SUCH LOVE. *sneaks Dean!Muse a Snickers and some Mountain Dew*

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Date: 2006-05-15 04:06 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] frogs-fics.livejournal.com
*slaps at the food but doesn't get it in time*


Nooo!!! You want twin regrets don't you??? Then stop feeding the wrong one!! Or at least feed the frog some protein cubes or something!!

*smooches*

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Date: 2006-05-15 04:11 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] cassiee.livejournal.com
Hell, I'd feed your muses a whole damn mexican style banquet if gets you writing like whoah, because your writing = love.

:Dean muse perks at mention of food:

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Date: 2006-05-15 04:40 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] cassiee.livejournal.com
Glad to help out a bit, you know I fangirl your stuff. :hugs: I know how hard it is when you're stuck with words not coming out.

:postpones feista dinner for muses:

Although I figure I target PT for clown phobia fic.

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Date: 2006-05-15 04:44 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] cassiee.livejournal.com
ROTFL

:giggles and snorts:

Evil never sleeps. Neither do clowns, which is why they are always smiling.

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Date: 2006-05-15 04:20 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] quietdiscerning.livejournal.com
ahaha! i can so hear this happening! dean is such a DRAMA queen!

i loved it! and um, this dean muse does not seem like a BAD thing. ;D

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Date: 2006-05-15 04:37 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ignipes.livejournal.com
Hee! This is hilarious and wonderful. Love the boys so much.

*kisses the car to make it better*

Great job!

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Date: 2006-05-15 05:54 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] spikeyboots.livejournal.com
Ha! This is just. so. them. Poor Dean fretting over his baby. I love that they're that damn mad they don't even cover up infront of the tow truck guy.

“Don’t worry, girl, we’ll get you all fixed up in no time. And I’ll never let Mr. Lead Foot and Blind drive you again,” Dean said. I love that line so much.

Lovely fic. :D

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Date: 2006-05-15 02:03 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mellaithwen.livejournal.com
Excellent, really. Very amusing, and ah just brilliant :D

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Date: 2006-05-15 02:52 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] iamstealthyone.livejournal.com
Cute story. Nice bantering, and of course I enjoyed Dean's insane love for his car.

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Date: 2006-05-15 06:07 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] and-the-damned.livejournal.com
Oh this is such perfect Sam and Dean!!! I love it!

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Date: 2006-05-15 08:18 pm (UTC)
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From: [identity profile] tsuki-no-bara.livejournal.com
awww, poor dean. er. poor impala, i mean. i can't believe he EVER lets sam drive it. I told you to watch out for the mailbox. heh. and i love the outside perspective.

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Date: 2006-05-16 07:31 am (UTC)
ext_33518: (Default)
From: [identity profile] azuremonkey.livejournal.com
Whee! Fun. Oh, to always be an outsider, listening to the boys' many arguments, and not believing a word of it. Great stuff. *pets the muse* Good froggy.

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Date: 2006-05-16 02:13 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] frogs-fics.livejournal.com
Thanks, hon. Glad you liked it:)

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Date: 2006-05-16 07:40 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] anakin415.livejournal.com
oh yes I can sooo see Dean doing this. I dont blame him the Metallicar is awesome

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Date: 2006-05-16 07:36 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] strawberries007.livejournal.com
LOL. Dean/Impala=OTP XD Great story :)

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Date: 2006-05-17 09:10 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tabaqui.livejournal.com
I know i read this!
Can't believe i didn't comment.
So. Fun!
:)

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Date: 2006-09-04 09:45 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] neroli66.livejournal.com
OMG!LOVE!!!

Love, love, love the witty bantor and the outsider view of the boys and the Impala and DEAN! OMG! He loves his Impala!!

And yes, this is one for the memories!!

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Date: 2008-05-19 10:12 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] pepper180.livejournal.com

I loved seeing an outside perspective on the impala love! On surface I agree - they act kind of nuts. But underneath they're so much more!

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Date: 2008-05-19 10:43 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] frogs-fics.livejournal.com
glad you liked it :)

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